I am emotionally, but not physically available for women, and I am physically but not emotionally available for men.
So there it is, as clear as the delusions that permeate my brain. In the mean time, I have just sort of resigned myself to the fact that there is a real possibility that there will never be an easy, or perhaps even a plausible solution to just whatever it is that my brain has convinced itself that it needs; but needless to say, it makes life interesting, and I love a parade. In other words, I just can't win.