Not Romantic, Fauxmantic (strawberryviper) wrote,
Not Romantic, Fauxmantic

Merry Sodding Christmas

This is why i love my friends...

Merry Sodding Christmas

I'm not even Christian, what the fuck am I doing even celebrating christmas...

Because white christendom says you have to and toys 'r us say you have to and hallmark say you have to and the hardware stores say you have to and you have to get a tree and you have to get fake fucking snow and put lights up and cook a huge fucking bird that would feed 12 people and you have drink like a drunk cunt and you have to eat until you burst and you have to give every sodding ungrateful cunt some token gift for being a token cunt just so you can feel good about yourself and keep consuming because our economy needs a boost and the credit card companies need all that extra interest.

Well, at least we all get a free month's rent or mortgage payment, a phone rebate, some cheap electricity and discounted municipal taxes....

But at the very least, as long as we keep spending, the terrorists are losing...

With that conceptual mêlée out of the way, I hope you all have a fun and safe x-mas & new year.

Lëif and family.
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