Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"... you get the idea
1. Joey needs a life
2. Joey needs inspiration for his love scenes
3. Joey needs a new refrigerator but cannot afford one
4. Joey needs the same kind of treatment as a premature human baby
5. Joey needs to go urinate
