Not Romantic, Fauxmantic (strawberryviper) wrote,
Not Romantic, Fauxmantic

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this freakin' spider is freakin' huge

freakin' yikes
holy crap spidey guy, your ass need to go before the roomies get home and shit fear bricks the size of James Bond bullion
He's been hanging out all day in our doorway and I'm not to sure what to do about him. He doesn't move much, but he is alive. I assume that she (see how i switched that just there, sinner) is eating her weight in bugs but man, it freaks me out every time i have to go through the doorway. I don't want to kill it, so i'll have to organize a rescue and relocation mission before the roomies get home, because if they see that thing, all their Santa Cruz reservations about peace harmony and the general doctrine of "live and let live" will fly out the door and they'll demand i kill that bitch. I have no problem with the general eradication of insects that are visibly staking a claim to my immediate living area, but part of me respects this cat for getting so damn big and gnarly looking. Of course, it's not the smartest spider in the world, we have a garage full of ones this size that live in relative peace since no one dares venture in there for much. Well, we'll just have to move this little critter over to the garage and see if he can't make more of a home in there.
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