June 23rd, 2006

CHURCHofKINK, CoK, ENTANGLEMENT, ENLIGHTENMENT, INTELLIGENT

I am rich, therefore, I Jackass...

I am rich, therefore, I Jackass...

06-23-06 asshat jackass hwy 17

You know what is awesome about being rich? Not giving a fuck if you plow into people that are going zero miles per hour while you are going 75. Today’s jackass just got his new Mercedes (judging by the paper tags that looked like they were printer on an inkjet printer) and couldn’t wait to try opening it up on Highway 17 at 5 p.m. on a Friday. So when this guys nearly slams into the white truck in front him what does he do? He earns the jackass of the day award by honking madly at the white truck stopped in the bumper to bumper gridlock. Asshat? Yes.