|How to make a strawberryviper|
3 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
1 part empathy
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
|How to make a Joseph Samuel Carenza III|
3 parts intelligence
5 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts empathy
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!